Paul Thomas: Sir Aubrey Cocksworth

Quotes 

• [about to deflower the group's virgin in a final orgy] 

  Sir Aubrey : No Bacchanalia is complete without the sacrifice of a Vestal Virgin.

• [after Sir Aubrey quotes IN FRANCUM. XXXIII. from The Works of Christopher Marlowe, while whipping off-screen a volunteering woman in a stable] 

  Reluctant participant : Bullshit! It's this whole God damn seminar that's bugging me. You're all sick! I'm leaving!

  Sir Aubrey : You can't leave!

  Reluctant participant : Why the hell not?

  Sir Aubrey : You signed up for the whole weekend. Besides, you'd miss my Bacchanalia tommorow.

  Reluctant participant : Piss on your "Bacchanal".

  [the reluctant participant storms out of the stable] 

  Sir Aubrey : [thinks aloud]  Golden showers. I must make take part of my next seminar.

• [when both Sir Aubrey and his topless buxom assistant Lady Amanda herself want the guests to stay after they walked in on him spanking her] 

  Sir Aubrey : Actually, voyeurism was very popular with the Renaissance painters.