Free Enterprise (1998)

Lori Lively: Leila

Quotes 

• Robert : I *hate* the fact that women do not give a shit how anything looks or sounds, as long as they can sing along with the lyrics.

  Leila : [disgusted little noise] 

  Robert : All right, I'm sorry - I get a little carried away sometimes. But you know what, I can say the exact same thing about women and their obsession with their shoes.

  Leila : That's a sexist comment.

  Robert : Is it?

  Leila : Yeah.

  Robert : How many pairs of shoes do you have in your closet?

  Leila : I don't know. Maybe, um...

  Robert : I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. What was that?

  Leila : Fifty-three.

  Robert : FIFTY-TH - and you're calling *me* crazy?

  Leila : I don't know! Fifty-two, maybe? I'm, I'm not sure.

  Robert : Whatever, Imelda! That's totally obscene! I've got two pairs of sneakers, a pair of Docs, and a pair of boots, that's it!

  Leila : I don't expect you to understand.

  Robert : Of course not, because it's totally ridiculous.

  Leila : You can wear shoes; they're practical.

  Robert : Oh yeah, but can you wear 53 pairs? It's like women with a $30,000 engagement ring.

  Leila : What's wrong with that?

  Robert : Oh, come on. You know if it doesn't have airlock brakes and a passenger side airbag, it's *not* worth thirty K.