- Monte Collins: [after Blodgett climbs back into the kitchen through the open window] What's the matter? Is the back door locked?
- Blodgett, the Butler: [turns to face Monte] NO!
- [a startled Monte lets go of the stack of dishes he is holding, causing them all to crash to the floor]
- Monte Collins: Now, look what you've done.
- Blodgett, the Butler: You just wait and see what I'm GOING to do!
- Blodgett, the Butler: Well, Collins, how's the dinner coming?
- Monte Collins: Oh, I wish you wouldn't bother me about a dinner.
- [notices the turkey on the counter]
- Monte Collins: Oh, you mean this dinner.
- Blodgett, the Butler: Will you get busy and cook that turkey?
- Monte Collins: [confused] How?
- Blodgett, the Butler: Roast it. Roast it!
- Blodgett, the Butler: [Impatient after Tom hands him the large silver tray of food] It's about time.
- Blodgett, the Butler: [after he chases Monte and Tom out the window with a cleaver] If I had time, I'd kill you!
- [He accidentally smacks his head on the windowsill]