Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

Patrick Thomas O'Brien: Bailiff

Quotes 

• Bailiff : Mr. Krauss, do you solemnly swear that...

  Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy : [In outrageous French accent]  Krauss von Espy.

  Bailiff : Mr. Krauss von Espy, do you solemnly...

  Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy : Baron Krauss von Espy.

  Bailiff : [pause]  ... solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

  Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy : Mais bien sur.

  Bailiff : No maybes.

  Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy : *Mais bien sur.* But of course, yes. The baron does not lie.

• Miles Massey : Your Honor, I call Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy.

  Bailiff : Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy.

  Guard #1 : Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy!

  Guard #2 : Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy!

  Guard #3 : Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy!

  Freddy Bender : Problem?

  Marylin Rexroth : Puffy.

  Guard #4 : Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy!

  Wrigley : Tenzing Norgay.