Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Isabell O'Connor: Judge Marva Munson
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Quotes
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Freddy Bender : Objection, Your Honor: strangling the witness.
Judge Marva Munson : I'm going to allow it.
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Miles Massey : Were there any other specifications?
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy : [in outrageous French accent] She spe-cif-i-cated a silly man.
Freddy Bender : Objection, Your Honor!
Judge Marva Munson : I'm going to allow it.
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy : She spe-cif-i-cated a man who, though clever at making money, would be easily duped and controlled.
Freddy Bender : Objection, Your Honor!
Miles Massey : Shut up, Freddy. She's allowing it.
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy : She spe-cif-i-cated a man with a wandering pee-pee. How you say? A philanderer whose affairs would be transparent to the world.
Freddy Bender : Objection, Your Honor!
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy : Finally, a man whom she could herself brazenly cuckold until such time as she might choose to, uh - We would say, "faire un coup de marteau sur des fesses." You would say, "make hammer on his fanny."
Freddy Bender : Your Honor, objection! I-Irrelevant!
Judge Marva Munson : I'm going to allow it!
Miles Massey : Tell us, Baron - Did you introduce her to such a man?
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy : Sir, I am the concierge!
Miles Massey : And to whom did you introduce that calculating woman?
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy : I introduced her...
[points to Rex Rexroth]
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy : to that silly man.
Freddy Bender : Your Honor, objection!
Miles Massey : Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!
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Miles Massey : "Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery, for where a heart is hard, they make no battery..." Mrs. Rexroth, do you know those lines?
Freddy Bender : Objection, your honor.
Judge Marva Munson : Grounds?
Freddy Bender : Uh... poetry recitation.
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Miles Massey : A husband? That's an unusual request. Did she specify what kind of a husband she was looking for?
Freddy Bender : Objection!
Judge Marva Munson : Grounds?
Freddy Bender : Uh... Hearsay.
Miles Massey : On second hand, Your Honor, this is direct testimony about the Baron's own conversation.
Judge Marva Munson : I'm going to allow it.
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy : She said she wanted a very rich husband. She wanted to know the businesses and the wealthses... wealthses... can I say it... wealthses of our various eligible guests.
