Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

Mary Pat Gleason: Nero's Waitress

Quotes 

• Wrigley : Uh, I'll just have a, um, salad, please. Um, baby field greens.

  Nero's Waitress : What did you call me?

  Wrigley : Uh, no, I-I... I-I didn't call you anything.

  Nero's Waitress : You want a salad?

  Wrigley : Yeah. Do you... Do you have a, uh, green salad?

  Nero's Waitress : What the fuck color would it be?

• Wrigley : Why are we eating here?

  Nero's Waitress : What's his problem?

  Miles Massey : Just bring him an iceberg lettuce and a mealy tomato wedge smothered with French Dressing.

  Nero's Waitress : And for you?

  Miles Massey : Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.

  Nero's Waitress : Slaw Cup?

  Miles Massey : What the hell.