Notable only for the flat line readings by its cast of intended comedy dialog, this clunker tries to make fun of porn and is loaded with failed in-jokes.
it concerns a married couple, T.T. Boy and busty Amanda Addams, rapt with interest at a delivery of numerous boxes to their neigbors' house. Confusing script keeps calling it the Fairfaxes' house but we don't see any Fairfaxes.
Instead we have a nerdy trio of so-called "Porn Scholars" working on a complete Porno Encyclopedia ("covering everything from anal to Ona Zee" quips one of them, which they call The Manhattan Project. By this point the viewer should be wondering if the script (by the great Anthony Spinelli) is being hip or merely stupid.
The nerds are Alex Sanders, overacting miserably and using a little snort he thinks is funny, Peter North wearing glasses and having pens sticking out of his shirt pocket and tall/busty Jordan Lee in charge of the encyclopedia's lesbian content.
Plot relies on an asinine comical mixup: Friend from Indiana in the form of blonde and ditzy Lexus Locklear is visiting Addams and is the title character, apparently. The nerds are complaining to delivery girl Kirsty Waay about a missing box containing a porno tape "One Hot Blonde", whch is necessary for their encyclopedia porn research for completeness. A post office mixup apparently delivered it to the wrong address, as Locklear got a letter about "One Hot Blonde" and has traveled from Indiana to L.A. to marry the sender, supposedly at the Fairfaxes address.
Pal Addams corrects Locklear's confusion that "one hot blonde" did not refer to her (hardy-har-har). But when Locklear goes next door she falls for Sanders and they have sex, porn expert Alex supposedly a virgin (hardy-har-har). So it goes -nonsensical and unfunny set-ups for sex scenes.
A particularly dumb one has T.T. Boy simply shooing his wife out of the room and humping her friend Lexus, shortly after Locklear arrives.
Sequel, about shooting a porn film, is no better, featuring Locklear and some of her co-stars from Part 1.
it concerns a married couple, T.T. Boy and busty Amanda Addams, rapt with interest at a delivery of numerous boxes to their neigbors' house. Confusing script keeps calling it the Fairfaxes' house but we don't see any Fairfaxes.
Instead we have a nerdy trio of so-called "Porn Scholars" working on a complete Porno Encyclopedia ("covering everything from anal to Ona Zee" quips one of them, which they call The Manhattan Project. By this point the viewer should be wondering if the script (by the great Anthony Spinelli) is being hip or merely stupid.
The nerds are Alex Sanders, overacting miserably and using a little snort he thinks is funny, Peter North wearing glasses and having pens sticking out of his shirt pocket and tall/busty Jordan Lee in charge of the encyclopedia's lesbian content.
Plot relies on an asinine comical mixup: Friend from Indiana in the form of blonde and ditzy Lexus Locklear is visiting Addams and is the title character, apparently. The nerds are complaining to delivery girl Kirsty Waay about a missing box containing a porno tape "One Hot Blonde", whch is necessary for their encyclopedia porn research for completeness. A post office mixup apparently delivered it to the wrong address, as Locklear got a letter about "One Hot Blonde" and has traveled from Indiana to L.A. to marry the sender, supposedly at the Fairfaxes address.
Pal Addams corrects Locklear's confusion that "one hot blonde" did not refer to her (hardy-har-har). But when Locklear goes next door she falls for Sanders and they have sex, porn expert Alex supposedly a virgin (hardy-har-har). So it goes -nonsensical and unfunny set-ups for sex scenes.
A particularly dumb one has T.T. Boy simply shooing his wife out of the room and humping her friend Lexus, shortly after Locklear arrives.
Sequel, about shooting a porn film, is no better, featuring Locklear and some of her co-stars from Part 1.