Treasure Planet (2002)

Emma Thompson: Captain Amelia

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Quotes 

• Captain Amelia : [to a protesting Doppler]  Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're...

  [to Arrow] 

  Captain Amelia : how did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.

  Mr. Arrow : 'A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots,' ma'am.

  Captain Amelia : [to Doppler]  There you go, poetry.

• Captain Amelia : I'm Captain Amelia. Late of a few run-ins with the Procyon Armada, nasty business, but I won't bore you with my scars; You've met my first officer, Mr. Arrow? Sterling, tough, dependable, honest, brave and true.

  Mr. Arrow : Please, Captain...

  Captain Amelia : Oh, shut up, Arrow. You know I don't mean a word of it.

• Captain Amelia : Doctor, you have... wonderful eyes.

  Doctor Doppler : She's lost her mind!

• [in Amelia's stateroom] 

  Doctor Doppler : [furiously]  Now, see here...

  Captain Amelia : Doctor, I'd love to chat. Tea, cake, the whole shebang, but I have a ship to launch and

  [sceptically looks at Doppler's ridiculous space suit] 

  Captain Amelia : you've got your outfit to buff up.

• Captain Amelia : [sternly]  Mr. Arrow, I've checked this miserable ship from stem to stern and as usual it's-

  [smiles] 

  Captain Amelia : -spot on. Can you get nothing wrong?

  Mr. Arrow : You flatter me, Captain.

• John Silver : [to Captain Amelia]  Ahh, t'is a grand day for sailin', Cap'n! And lookit yeh! You're as trim an' as bonnie as a sloop with new sails and a fresh coat o' paint!

  [takes off his hat and bows to her] 

  Captain Amelia : You can keep that kind of flim-flammery for your spaceport floozies, Silver!

  Morph : [changes into a miniature Amelia and mimics her]  Spaceport floozies, spaceport floozies-

  [Silver scoops him into his hat and puts it on] 

  John Silver : Yeh cut me to the quick, Cap'n! I speaks nothin' but me heart, at all times...

  [Silver's hat suddenly rises off his head and Morph squeaks from under it] 

  Morph : Nothin' but me heart...

  John Silver : [nervously]  A-hem!

• Doctor Doppler : Captain, that was, that was the most...

  Captain Amelia : Oh, tish-tosh. Actually, doctor, your astronomical advice was most helpful.

  Doctor Doppler : Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Well, I have a lot to offer anatomically... amamomically... astronomically.

• Captain Amelia : Doctor. To muse and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew, demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic! And I mean that in a very caring way.

• Captain Amelia : And doctor, again with the greatest possible respect, zip your howling screamer.

• [Doppler shoots through the cable of a large air canister, it crashes down on the walkway below, sending the pirates falling into space] 

  Captain Amelia : Did you actually aim for that?

  Doctor Doppler : You know, actually I *did*?

• Captain Amelia : [Trying to navigate out of the black hole]  Blast these waves! They're so deucedly erratic!

  Doctor Doppler : No, captain! They're not erratic at all! There's another one in exactly 47.2 seconds, followed by the biggest magilla of them all!

  Captain Amelia : Of course! Brilliant, doctor! We'll ride that last magilla out of here!

• Captain Amelia : Ah, Doctor Doppler, I presume?

  Doctor Doppler : Uh, Yes...

  Captain Amelia : [Knocking on helmet]  Hello! Can you hear me?

  Doctor Doppler : Yes I can! Stop that banging!

  Captain Amelia : You know, doctor, this works so much better when this...

  [Turns device in front of spacesuit] 

  Captain Amelia : ... is right side up, and...

  [Pulls out a power cord and plugs it into the back of the suit] 

  Captain Amelia : ... plugged in. Lovely, there you go.

  Doctor Doppler : If you don't mind, I can manage my own plugging, thank you!