BASEketball (1998)

Robert Stack: Robert Stack - Unsolved Mysteries Host

Quotes 

• Robert Stack : The police have pieced together numerous theories on Coop's whereabouts.

  Douglas "Swish" Reemer : I have no fucking clue where the hell he is. For all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet!

  Robert Stack : Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.

  Jenna Reed : You want to know where Coop is? Just look for the most heinous, vile, and horrible exploitation of children on the planet.

  Robert Stack : Scenario Two: Coop went to Disney World.

  [Stack makes a look like even he can't believe how dumb that joke was]