BASEketball (1998)

Bob Costas: Bob Costas

Quotes 

• Bob Costas : And joining us in the booth this evening, big fan of BASEketball, Tony Nocholino, who plays, as you know, Latino cut-up "Scooter" on the new hit comedy series "What's the Difference?" airing between "Recycled Junk" starring Lisa Campbell and "Same Old Crap" featuring teen heartthrob Mark Swenson, all part of the great fall lineup on our network's "Who gives a rat's ass?" Thursdays.

• Bob Costas : You're excited? Feel these nipples!

• Bob Costas : It's hard to believe that just five years ago this game was played only in driveways.

  Al Michaels : [camera shifts to Beers cheerleaders]  Yes, it's also hard to believe that just five years ago those girls were only in grade school.

• Bob Costas : What an unfortunate thing to happen on dozen-egg night!