BASEketball (1998)

Ernest Borgnine: Ted Denslow

Quotes 

• Ted Denslow : Now your kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogleberg, your Zima, hula hoops and pac-man video games, don't you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds!

• Ted Denslow : [Denslow's taped will reading]  I would like everyone to leave the room, so I could have a private moment with Coop.

  [Nobody moves] 

  Ted Denslow : Now that we're alone Coop, there's something I want to tell you. Remember when you had the crabs and the only thing that made you feel better was this lotion? Well I found another use for it! It feels so good, it makes me want to sing! Just like that night we spent in that tattoo parlour in Chicago, come on baby! I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts! And I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, too sexy by far!