P.U.N.K.S. (1999)

Randy Quaid: Pat Utley

Quotes 

• Edward Crow : Hey, you know what we're gonna do this weekend? We're gonna take the corporate jet, and we're gonna go squirrel hunting. You wanna come, Utley? Huh?

  [taking a gun and aiming it at Utley's head] 

  Edward Crow : A gun like this, almost shoots itself.

  Pat Utley : [nervously]  Wh-what's the sport in that?

  Edward Crow : It's the way I like it. Would you go back to work?

  [points to his stuffed crow] 

  Edward Crow : My bird hates your cologne.