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7/10
Telephone sex
Prismark1018 February 2017
This is a light porn film written by Gail Palmer and directed by Bob Chinn. It is a showcase for new rising star Hyapatia Lee who the director makes sure looks beautiful for the camera. Lee plays Loni, a supervisor in a telephone help line whose jobs are going to be replaced by computer automation, they turn to phone sex in order to keep their jobs and elicit positive feedback from customers.

Loni gets the main sex action as she gets it on with dim boss Mr Fishbait, the token male phone operator gets a blow job from her as a thank you for doing good work and indulges in some lesbian action with nervous Marie.

The most erotic part is Cheryl teaching a caller how to deep throat her husband and there are comic escapades from repairman Jim who regularly rings silly Cindy for construction advice only to get injured. He decided to show up at the office to give her a piece of his mind, instead he falls in love and gets a piece of the action.

This is a frothy fun porn film, nice sexy ladies, a story line and a few laughs. It is also well made.
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2/10
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking
NoDakTatum17 October 2023
Hyapatia Lee makes her adult film debut in this effort from veteran director Bob Chinn. Lee stars as Loni, a supervisor of a few telephone operators. The company will be switching to computerized service soon, so Loni decides the women and one dude need to go above and beyond the call (sorry) of duty- offering the callers advice and help instead of just moving them along to another connection. Big Dick (William Margold) starts the ball rolling with a memorable bit, and soon the employees are sleeping with some of the customers, when they have a break from sleeping with each other.

Chinn says in a separate interview that he was starting to lose interest in shooting these types of films, but it doesn't show, as there seemed to be actual planning in the shots. The screenplay, while containing a fare amount of sex, also has a plot and actual characters, even though both devices are paper-thin. We even hear a title theme song! Much is made of Shauna Grant's performances, or lack thereof, in the films she made in her short career. I don't know how many viewers screen pornography for the acting, but she is just fine here. Grant was a flawless looking woman whose life ended too soon. If you want to criticize anyone's performance, it's Lili Marlene's, who I believe was not given a script before Chinn yelled "action!" The tiny set does get claustrophobic from time to time, and David (Bud Lee), the only male operator in the company, looks uncomfortably similar to Rupert Holmes. Joey Silvera disconcertingly resembles Cha-Ka from "Land of the Lost." "The Young Like It Hot" is an awful title, and the live operators versus computers story is hopelessly dated, but the editing is quick, and the technical aspects are top notch.
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10/10
Oh, Go On, Touch That Dial !
Nodriesrespect30 April 2008
A belated entry from Caribbean Films and their former Playboy Playmate producer Gail Palmer, also this film's nominal screenwriter along with uncredited input from Bud and Hyapatia Lee and the late great Jim Holliday, THE YOUNG LIKE IT HOT bears comparison with director Bob Chinn's other forays into frantic fornication farce like his classic CANDY STRIPERS and the under-appreciated TELEFANTASY. Ever the deft dirty movie raconteur, on a par with the equally taken for granted Gary Graver a/k/a "Robert McCallum", Chinn's recipe for limitless lust proves refreshingly simple. Take a single, stereotypical professional setting (hospital or TV station respectively) and turn loose a large, hormonally charged superstar cast within.

For THE YOUNG, Chinn relocated to a phone company whose roster of operators – all gorgeous ladies, save for "token male" David, played by the star's husband and future filmmaker Bud Lee – are deeply worried about corporate plans to replace them with computers. The answer, of course, is to supply services that no computer could ever match and have satisfied customers contact management (personified by dense Mr. Fishbait, engagingly portrayed by dependable Eric Edwards) to pass on the good news and thereby save the protagonists' jobs. Night operator Linda Shaw, briefly spotted on a TV screen in Brian De Palma's magnificent BODY DOUBLE, gets the ball rolling with an under the credits desktop tumble with Herschel Savage before we move on to the story "proper".

In her awesome adult film debut (though Edwin Durell's subsequent NAUGHTY GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO beat it to the punch at theaters), Hyapatia Lee scorches the screen as sympathetic supervisor Loni who's never above lending a hand or more to a friend in need. Edwards eagerly pops her screen cherry, she performs a heartfelt hummer on husband Bud and has lesbian liaisons with both spinster virgin (?!) Lilli Marlene and Southern amazon Rose Linda Kimball. If internet adult film journalist Luke Ford is to be believed, Lee faked her own death from diabetes to further milk loyal longtime fans for contributions to a trust fund from which remaining family members were to benefit while conflicting sources claim it was a desperate effort to finally close the door on a "scandalous" past she no longer wanted any part of. Either way, it provided an unworthy coda to one of the industry's most distinguished careers.

While all the sex is undeniably enthusiastic and hot, most erotic scene might just be class act Kay Parker's Cheryl soothingly guiding luscious Laurie Smith and Paul Thomas through a deep throating session with some really strong competition coming from seasoned Pat Manning (the memorably haughty British Lady from Tim McDonald's LUST ON THE ORIENT X-PRESS) all but devouring telephone repair guy Mike Horner. Still billed as "Callie Aimes" at the start of a shooting star career, the late Shauna Grant unwillingly becomes part of a totally charming running gag as she keeps dispensing disastrous building advice to bumbling home improvement aficionado Joey Silvera who finally shows up for some in person follow-up at the company. Their resultant tryst shows special chemistry and, as far as I'm concerned, makes for a much sweeter encounter than their more celebrated clinch in Graver's SUZIE SUPERSTAR.

Longtime stud "Radio" Ray Wells, minus the trademark whiskers, plays Fishbait's randy sibling Jim who has the hots for the maternal Parker and fly by night starlet Sharon Mills (also in Bob Vosse's YOUNG GIRLS DO) is the girl in the kitchen counter solo. Industry icon William Margold has a funny bit as obscene phone caller "Big Dick".

Veteran DoP and occasional filmmaker Jack Remy supplied the handsome photography for this hugely enjoyable carnal comedy whose appeal was best encapsulated by Hustler critic Lonn M. Friend who described as "the kind of adult movie no one cares to make anymore, but a lot of people still want to see". This goes double a quarter of a century further down the line, when they really don't make 'em like they used to. Surely, I can't be the only old duffer still pining for the enticing innocence and amazing resourcefulness these unassuming fantasy flicks of yore displayed so eloquently.
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10/10
If you were around in Alexander Graham Bell's old tinkering days, I'm sure messages would still fly by pony express!
abaltazar0725804 June 2007
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This is the first porn I ever saw, and also my favorite. Hyapatia Lee is drop dead gorgeous in this movie, and has several scenes with her coworkers. I have a good friend that watched this movie also, and to this day we still quote one liners from this movie. I've never seen any movie with so many one liners, and they are actually very witty. Fantastic acting all around. The late Shauna Grant plays the dumb blonde role perfectly. There is a truly legendary scene where Richard is having phone sex with one of the operators. How he could remember ten minutes worth of lines while getting off is a truly Oscar worthy moment. Here are some of the more memorable lines: "If you were around back in Alexander Graham Bell's old tinkering days, I'm sure messages would still fly by pony express" "Oh, I'm so excited!" "Red is such an angry color" "This is D***, biiiiiiiiig D***!" "Its your move, honey. Just remember, I hold the key vote" "The switch to computers is inevitable" "I have a problem with dampness in my chair" "I'll check the humidifier" "Good thinking, Lonnie" "You betcha, b***h!" "Then I'm gonna take my great, big, hose and ram it in your sweet little a**hole.... Then I'm gonna f**k you in the a**, b***h!"

A truly memorable experience.
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10/10
A light, hardcore movie that's fun to watch
phil_reimert14 October 2001
This is Hyapatia Lee's debut as a porn star and she is beautiful.

Cute plot, period clothes and automobiles and great inter-play between Shauna Grant and Joey Silvera. See this movie for how porn should be.
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The best porno ever made
rj38971 August 1999
This movie was the first adult film I ever saw and is by far the best i've ever seen. The acting is superbly better than the acting in any porno. The sex scenes are perfectly shot
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8/10
Very engaging and enjoyable 80's porn comedy winner from Bob Chinn
Woodyanders21 September 2015
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A bunch of fetching ladies who work for a small town self-help line discover that they are going to be replaced by computers. The gals decide to prove that they are better than any machines by offering erotic advice and titillating conversations to their regular callers.

Director Bob Chinn, working from a breezy script by Gail Palmer, keeps the frothy story moving along at a quick pace, does a solid job of crafting and sustaining an amiable good-natured tone, and further spices things up with an amusing sense of blithely bawdy humor. Moreover, the sex scenes are quite arousing and energetic, with a deep throat fellatio set piece involving luscious Laurie Smith and lucky Paul Thomas rating as a definite scorching highlight. The bevy of beautiful and desirable women gives this picture plenty of extra sizzle: The ravishing Hyapatia Lee in her adult film debut as sweet supervisor Loni, Kay Parker as the classy Cheryl, Shauna Grant as the endearingly ditsy Cindy, Lili Marlene as the worried and repressed Marie, Rose Kimball as the amorous Nancy, Linda Shaw as the lusty Stephanie, Pat Manning as aggressively lascivious and neglected housewife Wanda, and Sharon Mills as the frustrated Carla. Eric Edwards excels as thick-skulled manager Mr. Fishbait, Joey Silvera makes a likable impression as the bumbling Jeff, and William Margold contributes a hilarious cameo as obscene phone caller Big Dick. Jack Remy's bright cinematography provides a pleasing polished look. The funky-throbbing score does the groovy-grinding trick. A hugely fun romp.
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10/10
Fantastic watch it
kieran10811 July 2022
Fantastic iv seen loads of Porn Movies and this is even above candy goes to hollywood . Its Got everything great acting Really Hot Girls . The Comedy feel than runs through the whole move is great as well.
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