Kenny Starfighter (1997–2022)

Benny Haag: German teacher, Lärare i Tyska

Quotes 

• [Dr. Deo has been defeated, making all the teachers go back to normal again] 

  Principal : Oh, my head... what day is it? What's happened?

  German teacher : I tink it vas teacher's party yesterday...

  Principal : Well, that must've been fun, I don't remember anything.

• German teacher : [to a miniature model of Earth]  You're screwed now, kleine kartoffel!

• Principal : [on the school loudspeaker]  Attention, attention! All students are to visit school nurse and take their lockjaw syringe - IMMEDIATELY! And remember, you are SILENT when you take the syringe!

  Markus : [to Tyrone]  Didn't we get the lockjaw syringe last week?

  Tyrone : Well, it sure hurt.

  German teacher : Ruhe, bitte.