Chutney Popcorn (1999)

Sakina Jaffrey: Sarita

Quotes 

• Mitch : Sarita, the probabilty of you getting on a motorcycle is the same probability of Shiva having a penis.

  Sarita : Shiva does have a penis. Shiva's a man.

  Mitch : No he's not. Everyone knows all Hindu Gods are genderless.

  Sarita (calling up her mother) : Hi Mom. Shiva's a man, right?...And that would imply that He has a penis, right?...(To Mitch) Yes!