John Leslie: Lance Hardy

Quotes 

• Lance Hardy : [after a publisher asks him to go home with his wife to discuss a potential sex book]  You got a nice place here. So, ha, we're gonna, ah, you want me to do a little book by book, ah?

  Doris Micheals : Listen, Lance. Walter will never find out about this.

  Lance Hardy : Ah?

  Doris Micheals : He could never understand how I really feel about you. Only I understand, Lance. I know what you feel.

  Lance Hardy : You know what I feel?

  Doris Micheals : Listen to me, Lance! I am talking about a relationship here!

• [after having sex on her boss' table] 

  Casting directors' secretary : Mr. Hardy, you spilled cum on Mr. Cox' desk.

  [laughs] 

  Lance Hardy : Ah, that's too bad. Why don't you put some on Kuntz' desk too?