Matinee Idol (1984)
David F. Friedman: Bernard Kuntz
Quotes
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[last lines]
Bernard Kuntz : [hangs up phone] They...
Bernard Kuntz , Harvey Cox : [in unison] quit. Both of 'em. *All* of 'em.
Harvey Cox : What'll we do, Bernie?
Bernard Kuntz : Somewhere in this whole starstruck town there's gotta be another guy with a big cock, a pretty face, able to cum on cue.
[looks directly at camera, takes a puff of his cigar, and points at the viewer]
Bernard Kuntz : You, fella, you out there, how 'bout you? You wanna be a matinee idol?
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[after auditioning TV Specialty Act who has a monitor in her private areas]
Bernard Kuntz : What do you think?
Harvey Cox : I don't know. What's the score?
Bernard Kuntz : Not the game, schmuck! What do you think of the act?
Harvey Cox : Ah, what's the big deal? She only gets one channel.
Bernard Kuntz : [as the volume is high] Turn that thing down a little, would you, honey?