Elmo Lavino: Harvey Cox

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Bernard Kuntz : [hangs up phone]  They...

  Bernard Kuntz , Harvey Cox : [in unison]  quit. Both of 'em. *All* of 'em.

  Harvey Cox : What'll we do, Bernie?

  Bernard Kuntz : Somewhere in this whole starstruck town there's gotta be another guy with a big cock, a pretty face, able to cum on cue.

  [looks directly at camera, takes a puff of his cigar, and points at the viewer] 

  Bernard Kuntz : You, fella, you out there, how 'bout you? You wanna be a matinee idol?

• [after auditioning TV Specialty Act who has a monitor in her private areas] 

  Bernard Kuntz : What do you think?

  Harvey Cox : I don't know. What's the score?

  Bernard Kuntz : Not the game, schmuck! What do you think of the act?

  Harvey Cox : Ah, what's the big deal? She only gets one channel.

  Bernard Kuntz : [as the volume is high]  Turn that thing down a little, would you, honey?