- [after lustful Kate approaches a man called Bill, who exposes himself in the middle of the wilderness, and he lets her give him a fellatio]
- Prof. Curt von Martin: Kate! What will people think?
- Professor: Now about tomorrow, Kate, I think we should get up very early if we're going to the desert.
- Kate: Well, professor, I really don't think that I want to go on another expedition with you into the desert. The last time we went to the desert we were lost for days.
- Professor: Nonsense. Anyway, the map was wrong.
- Bill: Bill:
- [as the professor reaches out to examine the amulet around his neck]
- Bill: Hey, don't touch, mister. Never touch the body. What are you, some kinda faggot?
- Professor: I couldn't help but admire the medallion around your neck. Where did you get it?
- Bill: What's it to you where I got it?
- [Kate reaches for the medallion]
- Bill: Now, *she* can touch.
- Bill: [responding to Kate's demand that she be allowed to accompany the men to the Indian camp] The answer's still, No. If those Indians had half a mind they'd eat you alive... especially with those beauties
- [pinches her nipple through her blouse]
- Kate: [slaps his hand away] That doesn't scare me one bit. I've been eaten by Indians before.
- Bill: Oh yeah? What tribe?
- Kate: The *Cleveland* Indians. All ten of 'em.
- Bill: Hmm, kind of the designated titter, huh?