Jack Shute: Professor

Quotes 

• [after lustful Kate approaches a man called Bill, who exposes himself in the middle of the wilderness, and he lets her give him a fellatio] 

  Prof. Curt von Martin : Kate! What will people think?

• Professor : Look at the size of that monster between his legs.

  Kate : Yeah, really.

• Professor : Kate, do you think that gentleman over on the rocks may be able to solve our problem?

  Kate : I don't know about *your* problem, but he can sure solve mine.

• Professor : Now about tomorrow, Kate, I think we should get up very early if we're going to the desert.

  Kate : Well, professor, I really don't think that I want to go on another expedition with you into the desert. The last time we went to the desert we were lost for days.

  Professor : Nonsense. Anyway, the map was wrong.

• Kate : [the professor runs and cowers behind some sagebrush after hearing a loud roar,]  You asshole, what are you doin'?

  Professor : What was that?

  Kate : Haven't you ever heard a pussy roar before?

  Professor : I'm sorry Kate, but I just...

  Kate : You'll never know how much. Where's my clothes?

• Bill : Bill:

  [as the professor reaches out to examine the amulet around his neck] 

  Bill : Hey, don't touch, mister. Never touch the body. What are you, some kinda faggot?

  Professor : I couldn't help but admire the medallion around your neck. Where did you get it?

  Bill : What's it to you where I got it?

  [Kate reaches for the medallion] 

  Bill : Now, *she* can touch.