Mike Ranger: Bill

Quotes 

• Bill : Bill:

  [as the professor reaches out to examine the amulet around his neck] 

  Bill : Hey, don't touch, mister. Never touch the body. What are you, some kinda faggot?

  Professor : I couldn't help but admire the medallion around your neck. Where did you get it?

  Bill : What's it to you where I got it?

  [Kate reaches for the medallion] 

  Bill : Now, *she* can touch.

• Bill : [responding to Kate's demand that she be allowed to accompany the men to the Indian camp]  The answer's still, No. If those Indians had half a mind they'd eat you alive... especially with those beauties

  [pinches her nipple through her blouse] 

  Kate : [slaps his hand away]  That doesn't scare me one bit. I've been eaten by Indians before.

  Bill : Oh yeah? What tribe?

  Kate : The *Cleveland* Indians. All ten of 'em.

  Bill : Hmm, kind of the designated titter, huh?