Kandi Barbour: Kate

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Kate : [ringing doorbell]  I hope the professor's home.

  Lisa : I don't know, I always thought he was a little eccentric.

  Kate : I think he's kinda cute.

• Professor : Look at the size of that monster between his legs.

  Kate : Yeah, really.

• Professor : Kate, do you think that gentleman over on the rocks may be able to solve our problem?

  Kate : I don't know about *your* problem, but he can sure solve mine.

• Professor : Now about tomorrow, Kate, I think we should get up very early if we're going to the desert.

  Kate : Well, professor, I really don't think that I want to go on another expedition with you into the desert. The last time we went to the desert we were lost for days.

  Professor : Nonsense. Anyway, the map was wrong.

• Kate : [the professor runs and cowers behind some sagebrush after hearing a loud roar,]  You asshole, what are you doin'?

  Professor : What was that?

  Kate : Haven't you ever heard a pussy roar before?

  Professor : I'm sorry Kate, but I just...

  Kate : You'll never know how much. Where's my clothes?

• Bill : [responding to Kate's demand that she be allowed to accompany the men to the Indian camp]  The answer's still, No. If those Indians had half a mind they'd eat you alive... especially with those beauties

  [pinches her nipple through her blouse] 

  Kate : [slaps his hand away]  That doesn't scare me one bit. I've been eaten by Indians before.

  Bill : Oh yeah? What tribe?

  Kate : The *Cleveland* Indians. All ten of 'em.

  Bill : Hmm, kind of the designated titter, huh?