It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown (1983 TV Movie)

Brent Hauer: Patricia 'Peppermint Patty' Reichardt

Quotes 

• [Peppermint Patty continues to spread the news about the butterfly turning into an angel] 

  Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : Hello, Joe Mel? I'm calling about something amazing that happened the other day. This butterfly landed on my nose, see? And while I was asleep, the butterfly turned into an angel and flew away and... Hello? Hello!

  [Clicks phone hanger] 

  Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : Joe Mel, hello? Hello? Hello?

  Joe Mel : [On the radio]  Oh sorry, folks. 'Just another nut calling in.

  Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : I'm not another nut!

• Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : [seeing the two golfers argue]  Look, Marcie! Mrs. Bartley's trying to push Mrs. Nelson's head into the ball washer. Look! Mrs. Nelson is stomping on Mrs. Bartley's feet with her golf shoes.

  Marcie : You know what worries me, sir? This is only a fourth hole!

  Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : Look! Mrs. Nelson is climbing the tree! She's climbing the tree to get away from Mrs. Bartley. Oh, I was wrong. She climbed the tree so she can jump on her.

  Marcie : Alright, you ladies, stop the fight! Here! Carry your own clubs!

  [the golfers stop arguing] 

  Marcie : I quit! And I want a dollar for the four holes I caddied, and I don't take credit cards!