It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown (1983 TV Movie)

Michael Catalano: Charlie Brown

Quotes 

• [Charlie Brown is flying his kite, and as expected, lands it in the jaws of the Kite Eating Tree] 

  Charlie Brown : You stupid tree! If you don't stop biting my kite, I'll bite *you*!

  [Naturally, the tree refuses to oblige, and continues to gorge on the kite] 

  Charlie Brown : All right... you asked for it!

  [Grabs hold of the tree, opening his jaws] 

  Charlie Brown : [One second later, the tree stops biting as it feels a bite taken out of it] 

  Charlie Brown : [There is a hole in the tree in the shape of Charlie Brown's teeth]  Didn't think I'd do it, did ya?

  [Makes a sinister grin-alas, no damage on his own teeth]