It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown (1984 TV Short)

Brett Johnson: Charlie Brown

Quotes 

• Charlie Brown : [to Snoopy, asleep on top of his doghouse]  Do you realize what you're becoming? I don't know what you're becoming, but I do know what you're not becoming. You don't do *any* of the things a dog is supposed to do. You don't bark at strangers, you don't bring in the morning paper, you're not even bringing me my slippers at night. In the old days, dogs used to round up sheep, would guard them in case wolves attack. I never see you round up any sheep. I bet you don't even know what one looks like. You don't try to follow me to school, and you don't meet me when I come home. There's nothing worse than owning a dog who isn't a dog.

• Charlie Brown : What are you doing, Sally?

  Sally Brown : I'm waiting for my sweet baboo.

  Linus van Pelt : I am *not* your sweet baboo!

  Sally Brown : I'm waiting here because my sweet baboo asked me to have the next dance with him.

  Linus van Pelt : I DID *NOT*!

  Sally Brown : Well, you should have!

  Charlie Brown : Oh, brother.

• Charlie Brown : Are you ready for the party tonight, Sally?

  Sally Brown : I remember the last time I went to a party. Linus called up and asked me if I would like to go to a party. And I said yes. Then when we got there, Linus asked me if I would like to dance. And I said yes. Then after we danced, Linus said, "Would you like a glass of punch?" And I said "Yes. That would be very nice. I would like to have a glass of punch."

  Charlie Brown : I don't believe that ever happened!

  Sally Brown : Well, it should have!

• Charlie Brown : [as he and Sally walk home with Snoopy after school; last lines]  I don't know what to do about Snoopy. I should give him a good lecture the way he carries on.

  Sally Brown : You just leave him alone. That's the first time I ever got an A in show-and-tell.

• Charlie Brown : [as he prepares to head to school, he sees Snoopy on his doghouse]  Go back! Stay, stay! Don't follow me to school! Stay, stay!

  [Snoopy gets up, then flops over] 

  Charlie Brown : Some kids have dogs that follow them to school.

• Charlie Brown : [awakening and seeing Snoopy arrive home the early morning after his big solo night]  Flashbeagle? I can't stand it!