Small Soldiers (1998)

Frank Langella: Archer

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Quotes 

• Archer : Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it isn't there.

• Archer : Greetings. I am Archer, emissary or the Gorgonites.

  Alan : Awfully polite for a monster.

• Archer : What's your name?

  Alan : Alan. Now shut up!

  Archer : Greetings, Alan now shut up.

• Archer : Alan, friend of Archer, defender of all Gorgonites, Keeper of Encarta...

  Alan : "Keeper of Encarta"? You were using my computer? If I find a virus in there you're headed for the microwave!

• Punch-It : We shouldn't fight, we should hide.

  Archer : If we hide, we will still lose. No more hiding.

• Alan : [Freakenstein and Punch-It are at Alan's computer]  What are you looking for?

  Freakenstein : Gorgon.

  Alan : Well, this is a Central Park.

  Freakenstein : The Isle of Gorgon is our homeland.

  Punch-It : Will you help us find it?

  Alan : I don't think you're gonna find it in here.

  Archer : [at Alan's bedroom window]  Alan, if Gorgon is not in that window, is it in this one?

• Archer : Major Chip Hazard.

  Major Chip Hazard : Gorgonite scum!

  Archer : Leave Alan alone. Your fight is with me.

  Major Chip Hazard : You've got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like.

  [stabs Archer in the knee] 

  Archer : They're wires and metal, the same as yours.

  [pulls knife out and attacks Chip, who grabs Archer] 

  Major Chip Hazard : We're nothing alike. You are programmed to lose!

  [kicks Archer a few times] 

  Archer : I'm also programmed to learn.

  Major Chip Hazard : Too bad you never learned to win. School's out, loser. Hyah!

  [kicks Archer off the pole] 

  Major Chip Hazard : Victory is ours!

  Alan : Have I got a shock for you.

  [grabs Chip] 

  Alan : You stupid toy!

  [jams Chip into the transformer, electrocuting him] 

• Chip Hazard : Tell us what we want to know.

  [starts turning on the machine, Alan hears Brick chucking] 

  Archer : I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.

  Alan : Archer?

  [Chip chuckles maniacally] 

  Chip Hazard : Where are the rest of the Gorgonite scum?

  Brick Bazooka : We have ways of making you talk.

  [continues turning on the machine] 

  Link Static : Come on, fella. Make it easy on yourself. If you tell us, we'll let you go.

  Chip Hazard : It will go easier for you if you cooperate.

  Archer : [repeatedly]  I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.

  Chip Hazard : All right. Let's dispose of this garbage.

  [still turning on the machine, Brick was still chuckling] 

  Butch Meathook : [they saw Alan turned on the lights]  Hey, it's the kid.

  Chip Hazard : Commandos, pull back! Retrograde movement!

  [they started to jump down, Brick chuckling] 

  Brick Bazooka : Uh-oh!

  [Archer was still captured and was gonna get killed] 

  Alan : Hey!

  [Alan races back to rescue Archer] 

• Archer : Gorgonites, we must help Alan.

  Freakenstein : But if we fight, we would lose.

  Freakenstein : Last time we fought, I woke up with AM/FM.

  Insaniac : I tell you, war is nuts, and I know what I'm talking about.

  Punch-It : We shouldn't fight, we should hide.