Small Soldiers (1998)
George Kennedy: Brick Bazooka
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Quotes
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Major Chip Hazard : [looks at the Commandos] Commandos! Ten-hut!
Major Chip Hazard : [they started waking up] Commando Elite, fall in!
[they started to get out of their boxes, as they started hoping in line]
Major Chip Hazard : [he gives command to the soldiers] Sound off, soldiers!
Butch Meathook : Butch Meathook, sniper. Lethal from any distance, sir.
Major Chip Hazard : Good to have you aboard.
Nick Nitro : Nick Nitro. Demolition is MY mission.
Major Chip Hazard : Served with your father. He's a good man.
Brick Bazooka : Brick Bazooka, artillery. Ready to go full bore, sir.
Major Chip Hazard : Save it for the enemy.
Link Static : Link Static, communications. Awaiting dispatch of orders, sir.
Major Chip Hazard : Double up on your rations, Sparky.
Kip Killagin : Kip Killagin, covert insurgent. Sharp as a razor, sir.
Major Chip Hazard : Let me see that weapon.
[he hands over the weapon, then breaks it]
Major Chip Hazard : Standard issue is insufficient.
Major Chip Hazard : [starts giving command] All right, ladies. Now listen, and listen good. Our mission: Destroy the gorgonite enemy. Defeat him.
Butch Meathook , Nick Nitro , Brick Bazooka , Link Static , Kip Killagin : Yes, sir!
Major Chip Hazard : There will be no mercy.
Major Chip Hazard : [to the Commandos] First, the area. Secure new arms! Commandos, MOVE OUT!
[they started moving out inside Alan's toy store]
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Chip Hazard : Tell us what we want to know.
[starts turning on the machine, Alan hears Brick chucking]
Archer : I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
Alan : Archer?
[Chip chuckles maniacally]
Chip Hazard : Where are the rest of the Gorgonite scum?
Brick Bazooka : We have ways of making you talk.
[continues turning on the machine]
Link Static : Come on, fella. Make it easy on yourself. If you tell us, we'll let you go.
Chip Hazard : It will go easier for you if you cooperate.
Archer : [repeatedly] I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
Chip Hazard : All right. Let's dispose of this garbage.
[still turning on the machine, Brick was still chuckling]
Butch Meathook : [they saw Alan turned on the lights] Hey, it's the kid.
Chip Hazard : Commandos, pull back! Retrograde movement!
[they started to jump down, Brick chuckling]
Brick Bazooka : Uh-oh!
[Archer was still captured and was gonna get killed]
Alan : Hey!
[Alan races back to rescue Archer]