Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) Poster

Joe Pesci: Leo Getz

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  • Martin Riggs : Oh. *Leo*.

    Leo Getz : Hey, Riggs.

    Martin Riggs : You want to get yourself shot? Is that it?

    Leo Getz : No.

    Martin Riggs : What the hell are you doing here?

    Leo Getz : I was tailing you

    Leo Getz : I'll leave you alone, okay? I mean, I guess you want to be alone

    Martin Riggs : Okay,I appreciate it

    Leo Getz : You know, when I was a kid, I had a pet frog

    Martin Riggs : What?

    Leo Getz : Just give me a second. Let me tell you this, okay?

    Leo Getz : Uh, I had this pet frog, his name was Froggy. He was my best friend in the whole world. I didn't have a lot of friends. As a matter of fact... okay I had no friends, and uh, I used to kiss the frog, too. I thought maybe, uh, that it would turn into a princess since I was a boy, and uh, it could be my mother. They told me that she left or something, and my father was no bargain, and so just the frog. Froggy was my friend and I really loved him, and I took him everywhere with me, and I was riding on my bike one day and he jumped out of the box, and uh, I ran him over with the back tire. I killed him. I was really heartbroken. Really, he was my best friend in the whole world; the only thing I ever loved. And then I met you and Roger, and you guys really looked after me a lot more then you had to.

    Martin Riggs : Geez, we're terrible to you, Leo.

    Leo Getz : No no, it's okay, it's okay. You are my family. You are my friends. You are not better friends than Froggy. You're just different, and, uh, I just thought that *maybe* that might be relevant. Okay. I'll leave you alone now.

  • Leo Getz : Leo Getz, private investigator.

    Martin Riggs : [into phone with fake accent]  Private investigator? Yes, Mr. Getz, I was just wondering if you'd be willing to investigate my privates.

    Leo Getz : Investigate what?

    Martin Riggs : My privates, you stupid shit - shut the fuck up!

  • [Butters is pointing a gun at Leo's head after being mistaken for a perp] 

    Butters : License. Registration. Urine Sample.

    Leo : Hey, hey, hey, German Jews didn't have it any easier when we were kids, so don't think you're the only one, okay? Okay? Besides, I was just kiddin' with ya. I can smell a cop a mile away.

    Butters : Oh, I smell bad, what'chu trying to say?

    Leo : Well, stop turning everything around. You're so damned touchy. Hey, we might even work together, me and those two work together, I'm the bomb, they'll tell ya, I'm great.

    Butters : Yeah, we're gonna work together as soon as I open up a cereal factory, ya fucking leprechaun.

    Leo : Hey, I didn't call you names, ya fuckface! Don't start now!

  • Leo Getz : Hey Riggs, who's the perp? What did ya bust him for?

    Lee Butters : Oh, I'm a perp? You see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp. Look at my suit, look at my tie. What do I look like, the fuckin' Crip's accountant? Look at this badge, bitch. Check out the gun.

    Leo Getz : Whoa, hey hey hey, put the gun down, put the gun down.

  • [Leo tries to find his bags on Roger's boat] 

    Leo : Okay, you said "aft," right?

    Roger Murtaugh : A-F-T. Aft.

    Leo : That's a fucking word?

    Roger Murtaugh : In the back of the cabin on the right side, Leo.

    Leo : Well, why didn't you say that in the first place, ROGER? I love these people. Put them around boats and water and all of the sudden everything becomes fucking nautical. "Astern. Avast you landlubbers. Man the bilge pumps." Pump your fucking ass.

  • Roger Murtaugh : Since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed, my car wrecked, and now my BOAT SUNK. What's left?

    Leo Getz : I think that's about it.

  • Leo Getz : They fuck ya, they fuck ya, they fuck ya.

  • Leo Getz : They fuck you with cell phones. That's what it is. They're fuckin' you with the cell phone. They love it when you get cut off. Y'know why, huh? You know why? 'Cause when you call back - -which they know you're gonna do. - -they charge you for that fuckin' first minute again at that high rate.

  • Leo Getz : Gee Roger you sure have been grumpy since ya found out you're gonna be a Grandpa!

  • Leo Getz : [in the dentist's chair; the dentist is giving him an numbing ejection; muffled]  I don't need needles! I don't need needles! AHHH!

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