My Favorite Martian (1999)

Christopher Lloyd: Uncle Martin

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• Uncle Martin : You Earthlings don't know how lucky you are. The only water we get on Mars has to be squeezed from rocks.

• Uncle Martin : Wake up, Tim. There's a big day ahead of us.

  Tim O'Hara : It's still night time. You've been asleep for 30 seconds.

  Uncle Martin : 30 seconds? I *was* tired!

• Uncle Martin : Stop being such a wet blanket.

  Zoot, Martin's Talking Space Suit : Hey, leave my mother out of this.

• Nurplex Kid : Mine! Gum.

  Uncle Martin : Mine! Nerplex.

• Uncle Martin : Blotz!

• Uncle Martin : It's Lizzie. What's a Lizzie?

  Zoot, Martin's Talking Space Suit : I'd say a Model T Ford, but this one's got better tires.

• Uncle Martin : Tim, anything in this room strike you as odd?

• Uncle Martin : Martians use 100% of their brain while humans only use 10%.

  Tim O'Hara : No, we're smarter than that.

  Uncle Martin : Your astronauts pee in their spacesuits. Case closed.

• Tim O'Hara : We use more than 10% of our brains.

  Uncle Martin : Your astronauts pee in their spacesuits. Case closed.

• Uncle Martin : I'm beginning to see a glim of potential among you Earthlings. One word of advice: You'll never completely advance as a culture until you take care of your oceans. And do away with daytime talk-shows.