Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Victor McGuire: Gary

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Quotes 

• Gary : Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?

  Barry the Baptist : Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

• [after shooting each other] 

  Gary : What the fuck are you doing here?

  Barry the Baptist : What the FUCK are YOU doing here?

• Gary : So who's the gov'? Who we doing this for?

  Barry the Baptist : You're doing it for me, that's all you need to know. You know because you need to know.

  Gary : I see. One of them "on a need to know basis" things is it. Like one of them James Bond films.

  Barry the Baptist : Careful. Remember who's giving you this job.

• Dean : He's got the guns. Go ahead. You get them.

  Gary : Why me?

  Dean : You're supposed to be the hard case.

  Gary : [shrieks]  You get the guns. I drive the car!

• Gary : I've just spent 120 quid on me hair. If you think I'm puttin a stockin over me head you're very much mistaken.

• Dean : [after seeing Gary holding a candle under the house owner's feet]  Whoa, whoa Kenny! What are you doing?

  Gary : I am trying to find out where they keep their money!

  Dean : You twat! Can't you see these people have got no money? They can't even afford new furniture! We've got the guns, whats the matter with you? Everytime we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet, whats wrong with you?

• Gary : Who was that?

  Lenny : That was Harry Horrible Hatchet!

  Gary : Jesus, I've heard of him...

• Gary : Bastard! You fucking bastard!

  [Firing at "Hatchet" Harry]