Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Frank Harper: Dog

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Quotes 

• John : Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!

  Dog : I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?

• Dog : I'll find you... I'll find you.

  Bacon : 'Course you will sweetheart!

  [Ties Dog's hands behind him] 

  Dog : I'll find you.

  Bacon : What d'you think this is? Fucking hide and seek?

• Plank : Ah! They fucking shot me!

  Dog : Well, fucking shoot 'em back!

• Dog : What the fuck is that?

  Mickey : It's me Bren gun.

  Dog : Couldn't you have thought of something more practical?

• Dog : So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we? In fact, this is a bit more than a bit of a problem. I'd say it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems! And the reason it's such a fucking monstrosity of a problem is, *you haven't got the first idea who did this to us, have ya*?

  Plank : We've been up all night. It's no one from round here. We've had 'em all lined up against the wall. If it was a toerag from the manor, we'd know.

  Dog : [screaming]  You'd know? You'd fucking know? You wouldn't know if it was the next door *fucking* neighbours! Get out there and find them! I'm sick of the fucking sight of ya!

  [Kicks Plank's head through a wall, revealing a set of listening equipment] 

• Dog : Golf - the best way to spoil a good walk. Winston Churchill said that. I say it's a dog-eat-dog world. And I got bigger teeth than you two.

• Dog : [Deafened]  What the fuck was that?

  Mickey : Well, that was the Bren gun!

  Dog : If you fire that gun again, you're a dead man. Understand? Dead. No ifs, no buts, you're a *fucking* dead man! I've got the bollock ache with this.

• John : So they had the cash.

  Paul : And the puff.

  Dog : Cheeky bastards. Count it.

  John : Shit, Dog. There's a lot. Don't you wanna do it next door?

  Dog : We're not going next door until we flay them dead men walking.

• Dog : Where the fuck did she come from?

  [Punches Gloria] 

  Dog : That is it. Tie her up. We're outta here.

• Dog : Robert's your father's brother.