Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Jake Abraham: Dean

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Quotes 

• Dean : He's got the guns. Go ahead. You get them.

  Gary : Why me?

  Dean : You're supposed to be the hard case.

  Gary : [shrieks]  You get the guns. I drive the car!

• Dean : [after seeing Gary holding a candle under the house owner's feet]  Whoa, whoa Kenny! What are you doing?

  Gary : I am trying to find out where they keep their money!

  Dean : You twat! Can't you see these people have got no money? They can't even afford new furniture! We've got the guns, whats the matter with you? Everytime we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet, whats wrong with you?

• Barry the Baptist : [answering his phone]  What?

  Dean : I thought you said there'd be no staff Barry!

  Barry the Baptist : Did you get those guns?

  Dean : You wanna see what they did to poor Gary?

  [calling out to a delirious Gary] 

  Dean : Gary? Gary?

  Barry the Baptist : I said, did you get those guns?

  Dean : YES, WE GOT THEM!

  Barry the Baptist : Good, I'll speak to you later

  [hangs up the phone] 

  Dean : Gary, if you can hear me, get back in the car now mate okay?

  [turning his attention back to Barry] 

  Dean : Barry? Barry? Fucking sodding shandy-drinking bastard!

• Dean : We're in shit. They were his fucking guns we sold.

  [Realising the guns he sold belonged to Harry] 

• Nick the Greek : Is that you, Dean?

  Dean : No, it's Lord fucking Lucan. Who do you think it is?