Dogma (1999)
Matthew Maher: Bartender
Quotes
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Azrael : Get me a... Holy Bartender.
Bartender : Never heard of it.
Azrael : Ahh, he doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. You do, don't you, Muse?
Serendipity : Don't...
Azrael : Ahh, anybody? No?
[Jay and Silent Bob shake their heads]
Azrael : Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender...
[Azrael pulls out an MAC-11, shoots the bartender repeatedly, then laughs hysterically]
Azrael : Get it?
Serendipity : [restrained by the Stygian triplets who have suddenly appeared] Sweet Jesus, Azrael why?
Rufus : Come on, demon, I wanna see you try that shit on someone who's already dead!
Azrael : Now, now, apostle, you maintain that kind of an attitude and you and the barkeep won't be the only corpses in the room. The Christ bitch will join you.
[referring to Bethany]
Jay : [face lights up] Oh... wait. I get it. Holy Bartender! Ha, ha, ha!