The Wrong Guy (1997)
David Foley: Nelson Hibbert
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Quotes
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Nelson Hibbert : My name is Jones... Enema Bag Jones.
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Nelson Hibbert : It's these damn eyes- they're too sensitive to chemicals and... filthy towels.
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The Killer : You're awake?
Nelson Hibbert : Yeah, for a while now.
The Killer : I've been carrying you!
Nelson Hibbert : I thought you wanted to.
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Nelson Hibbert : [Being dragged out the door] Alright, I'll leave! But I will leave here of my own free will!
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Creepy Guy : Know how many assassins it took to kill JFK?
Nelson Hibbert : One?
Creepy Guy : Nope. There were no gunmen at all. His head just did that. I call it the "No Bullet theory."
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Nelson Hibbert : What kind of a man has a favorite daughter?
Mr. Nagel : Now, moving along...
Nelson Hibbert : And if you do have a favorite then you should label them! Favorite and not favorite!
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Nelson Hibbert : Something happened to me back there with that gun pointed to my head. I had... um... I had a uh...
Lynn Holden : An epiphany?
Nelson Hibbert : No, no. It was more like a realization but on a grand scale...
Lynn Holden : An epiphany!
Nelson Hibbert : No, it had like religious proportions to it...
Lynn Holden : You're describing an epiphany...
Nelson Hibbert : But whatever it was, it made me realize how shallow my life has been...
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Lynn Holden : What are you talking about, my brother's not Gay!
Nelson Hibbert : [turns on the Boombox and "Small Town Boy" starts playing]
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The Killer : [holding Nelson hostage while talking to police] All right, here's what I want: a million dollars in cash, safe passage across the border...
Nelson Hibbert : ...And a helicopter.
The Killer : And a helicopter! Wait!
[to Nelson]
The Killer : Why?
Nelson Hibbert : I always wanted to ride in a helicopter.
Det. Arlen : Your helicopter is on it's way.
The Killer : I don't want a helicopter!
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Nelson Hibbert : You don't even know what it's like out there!