Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)

Hilary Shepard: Divatox

Quotes 

• Divatox : Hi, Rita? D. here.

  Rita Repulsa : Huh?

  Divatox : Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you, I forgot about the time change. Now, listen. I know you have some experience in this matter. I need your advice: How do I get rid of the Power Rangers?

  Rita Repulsa : What? The Power Rangers?

  [cackling] 

  Rita Repulsa : If I knew that, do you think I would be lying here listening to this?

  [puts the phone on Lord Zedd, who is snoring] 

  Rita Repulsa : My advice to you, Divatox? RUN!

  [cackling and hangs up the phone] 

  Divatox : Thanks for nothing.

  [hangs up the phone] 

• Rygog : The volcano, it's erupting. We better get out of here.

  Divatox : Oh, my plan! The money! The jewels! The plastic surgery. I didn't even get a honeymoon! You mark my words, Rygog, the Power Rangers will pay for this one day. I never accept defeat.

  Rygog : Right. No defeat. So what do we do now?

  Divatox : [the volcano starts erupting]  RUN!

• Red Turbo Ranger : Hey, did we miss the party?

  Divatox : Who invited you?

  Kimberly Hart : We did. Rangers, this is Divatox.

  [turns to Divatox] 

  Kimberly Hart : Divatox, this is your worst nightmare.

  Divatox : Ha! Lower them into the volcano.

• Divatox : [angrily]  What do you mean, you can't find Lerigot?

  Elgar : Well, uh...

  Divatox : And are these my two humans of purity and strength?

  Elgar : Yeah! Check them out. I even scrambled their brains so they'd be easier to deal with.

  [He reveals Bulk and Skull, covered in garbage] 

  Elgar : Ta-da! What do you think?

  Divatox : [holding her nose, gags]  Are you out of your mind?

  [Rygog began to laugh] 

  Divatox : The idea was to woo Maligore, not make him lose his lunch!

  [slaps Elgar] 

  Divatox : I'm giving you one more chance. Don't blow it.

  [blows raspberry at Elgar] 

  Elgar : Yes, ma'am!

  [to the Piranhatrons] 

  Elgar : Hey, you heard the lady! Go find me some more humans, you losers!

  [Elgar begins to slap the Piranhatrons] 

• Divatox : If anyone knows a reason why we two should not be joined in holy matrimony, SHUT UP!

• Elgar : [the Rangers are in an undetectable ship]  My scope shows five humans, but no vessel!

  Divatox : What are they doing then, swimming?

• Divatox : Lerigot holds the only key to freeing Maligore, the Great Flame of Destruction, and my husband-to-be. Once we are wed, I will use his powers to raid all the riches of the universe. Oooh, thinking about it just gives me goose bumps.

  Elgar : Kind of gives me gas.

  [Elgar farts] 

• [Divatox enters. The Piranhatron looked at her] 

  Divatox : [screaming]  Idiots!

  [walked to the Piranhatrons and began to hitting them] 

  Divatox : Your worthless!

  [turns to Elgar, points him] 

  Divatox : And you!

  Elgar : Me?

  Divatox : You lost Lerigot? You let him get away.

  Elgar : I told you those bolt brains didn't have a clue.

  Divatox : Oh, shut up, Elgar! Those are your bolt brains... which makes this all your fault.

  Elgar : Come on, don't punish me. I'm your favorite nephew. Huh?

  [points at the two Piranhatrons] 

  Elgar : Hey, you two losers, I nearly got fried for your screw up. You're just lucky Aunt Divatox likes me.

• Divatox : Too late, Rangers!

  Tommy Oliver : Kim!

  Divatox : Even now, they're becoming his spawns of evil!

• Blue Turbo Ranger : Divatox... give up?

  Divatox : Elgar, go and give power boy my answer.

  Blue Turbo Ranger : Whoa!

  Elgar : Come back, you little twerp.

• Divatox : [alarm goes off]  Now what?

  Rygog : This is impossible. Our radar is detecting 5 human life forms approaching the island.

  Jason Lee Scott : I knew they wouldn't let me down, Divatox.

  Divatox : Oh! I have to get rid of those Power Rangers!

  Elgar : Yeah, they're getting on my nerves.

• Rygog : The humans are turning pure again.

  Elgar : No! Now we don't have a sacrifice.

  Divatox : Oh, but we do, dear nephew.

  Elgar : We do?

  Divatox : Mm-hmm.

  [puts her pet lizard on Elgar and he falls into the fire] 

  Divatox : Remind me to get another pet.

• Rygog : I think I hear my mother calling.

  Divatox : You have the worst senses of direction, and you're ugly too.

• Divatox : Oh, and by the way, as a token of my appreciation, I'll spare a couple of your favorite humans. They're certainly not much to look at. But my sensors tell me they were once of your, um, what do you call them? Oh, yes, Power Rangers.

  Tommy Oliver : Kimberly.

  Divatox : Do what I say or its lights out for all of them.

  Tommy Oliver : And Jason.