Scream 2 (1997)

Craig Shoemaker: Artsy Teacher

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• Film Teacher : You could say that what happened in that theatre was a direct result of the movie itself.

  Cici : That is so Moral Majority. You can't blame real life violence on entertainment.

  Film Class Guy #1 : Yes you can. Don't you ever watch the news?

  Film Class Guy #2 : Hello? The murderer was wearing a ghost mask just like in the movie. It's directly responsible.

  Cici : No, it's not. Movies are not responsible for our actions.

  Mickey : Its a classic case of life, imitating art, imitating life.

  Film Class Mopey Girl : Its not hypothetical, it's not about art. I had biology with that girl. This is reality.

  Randy : Thank you. I agree with you. Let me tell you about reality, Mickey. I lived through this, okay? Life is life. It doesn't imitate anything.

  Mickey : Oh come on Randy, with all due respect, the killer obviously patterned himself after two serial killers who were immortalized on film.

  Film Class Guy #2 : Thank you!

  Film Teacher : So, you're suggesting that someone is trying to make a real life sequel?

  Randy : Stab 2? Who would wanna do that? Sequels suck! Oh please, please! By definition alone, sequels are inferior films!

  Mickey : It's bullshit generalization. Many sequels have surpassed their originals.

  Randy : Oh yeah?

  Cici : Name one.

  Film Class Guy #1 : Aliens. Far better than the first.

  Cici : Yeah, well, there's no accounting for taste.

  Randy : Thank you. Ridley Scott Rules. Name another.

  Film Class Guy #2 : No way. Aliens is a classic. "Get away from her, you bitch!"

  Randy : I believe the line is "Stay away from her, you bitch." This is a film class right?

  Film Class Guy #2 : Got you. Whatever. You know what I mean.

  Randy : Name another.

  Mickey : T-2.

  Cici : You got a hard-on for Cameron.

  Randy : A big one.