Scream 2 (1997)

Jamie Kennedy: Randy Meeks

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• Randy : [from the trailer]  The way I see it, someone's out to make a sequel. You know, cash in on all the movie murder hoopla. So, it's our job to observe the rules of the sequel. Number one: the body count is always bigger. Number two: the death scenes are always much more elaborate. Carnage candy. And number three: never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead.

• Film Teacher : You could say that what happened in that theatre was a direct result of the movie itself.

  Cici : That is so Moral Majority. You can't blame real life violence on entertainment.

  Film Class Guy #1 : Yes you can. Don't you ever watch the news?

  Film Class Guy #2 : Hello? The murderer was wearing a ghost mask just like in the movie. It's directly responsible.

  Cici : No, it's not. Movies are not responsible for our actions.

  Mickey : Its a classic case of life, imitating art, imitating life.

  Film Class Mopey Girl : Its not hypothetical, it's not about art. I had biology with that girl. This is reality.

  Randy : Thank you. I agree with you. Let me tell you about reality, Mickey. I lived through this, okay? Life is life. It doesn't imitate anything.

  Mickey : Oh come on Randy, with all due respect, the killer obviously patterned himself after two serial killers who were immortalized on film.

  Film Class Guy #2 : Thank you!

  Film Teacher : So, you're suggesting that someone is trying to make a real life sequel?

  Randy : Stab 2? Who would wanna do that? Sequels suck! Oh please, please! By definition alone, sequels are inferior films!

  Mickey : It's bullshit generalization. Many sequels have surpassed their originals.

  Randy : Oh yeah?

  Cici : Name one.

  Film Class Guy #1 : Aliens. Far better than the first.

  Cici : Yeah, well, there's no accounting for taste.

  Randy : Thank you. Ridley Scott Rules. Name another.

  Film Class Guy #2 : No way. Aliens is a classic. "Get away from her, you bitch!"

  Randy : I believe the line is "Stay away from her, you bitch." This is a film class right?

  Film Class Guy #2 : Got you. Whatever. You know what I mean.

  Randy : Name another.

  Mickey : T-2.

  Cici : You got a hard-on for Cameron.

  Randy : A big one.

• Phone Voice : What's your favorite scary movie?

  Randy : Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours?

• Randy : Oh yeah? Well let's re-direct the moment Mr. I'm So Original. Where's your motivation? Huh? Why copy yourself off of two high school loser ass dickheads? Stu was a pussy ass wet rag. And Billy Loomis? Billy Loomis, what the fuck? Jesus! Talk about a rat looking homo repressed momma's boy! Why not set your goals higher huh? You wanna be one of the big boys! Huh? Manson, Bundy, O.J, Son of...

• Film Class Mopey Girl : So Mr. Originality, how would you make it different?

  Randy : I'd let the geek get the girl.

• Dewey : When did she start smoking?

  Randy : Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.

  Gale : It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!

• Phone Voice : Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man.

  Randy : Fuck you!

  Phone Voice : No matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero and you'll never ever get the girl.

• Film Class Guy #1 : No way. The first Terminator is historical.

  Randy : Yeah... Sarah Connor. Yes.

  [shoots] 

  Film Class Guy #2 : Alright, alright. House II: The Second Story.

  [class hits him] 

  Randy : The entire horror genre was destroyed by sequels.

  Mickey : I got it, by the way. I got it. Godfather Part II.

  Randy : [as Marlon Brando]  That's very good. Very good. That's an Oscar winning exception.

• Dewey : Typically, serial killers are white male.

  Randy : That's why it's perfect! It's sort of against the rules but not really. Mrs. Voorhees was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth.

• Randy : Mickey, the freaky Tarantino film student. But if he's a suspect, so am I. Lets move on.

  Dewey : Wait a minute. Maybe you are a suspect.

  Randy : Well if I'm a suspect, you're a suspect.

  Dewey : Good point. Ok, let's move on to...

• Randy : I cannot believe it. They get Tori Spelling to play Sid, and they cast Joe Blow Nobody to play me. At least you get David Schwimmer. I get the guy who drove the stagecoach for one episode of Dr. Quinn!

• Sidney Prescott : 300 people watched. Nobody did anything. They thought it was a publicity stunt for Christ sakes.

  Randy : [Speaking in a British accent humorously]  And it would have been a good one too.

  Sidney Prescott : It's starting again, Randy.

  Randy : It's not. A lot of shit happens at the movies. People get robbed, shot, maimed, murdered. Movie theaters are very dangerous places to be these days.

  Sidney Prescott : [persistent]  Yeah, and you are in extreme denial.

  Randy : You should be too. This has nothing to do with us.

  Sidney Prescott : [frantic]  Randy! A guy in a ghost mask hacked up two people in a movie theater filming our life story.

  Randy : Coincidence?

  Sidney Prescott : You know what happened at Woodsboro, Randy. You can't ignore it.

  Randy : [speaking normally now]  I know, Sid, and I don't want to go back there again. Can't we just go back to our pseudo-quasi happy existence?

  [Derek, Sidney's boyfriend catches up with them] 

  Randy : HELLO DEREK, how you doing?

  Derek : [kisses Sidney]  Hi Sid, I heard you weren't in class.

  Sidney Prescott : Yeah I know. I skipped it because I couldn't take the "Death to her" looks.

  Derek : Is there anything I could do?

  Sidney Prescott : Yeah, do you have any tricks for getting back to a pseudo-quasi happy existence?

  Derek : [thinking decisively]  You know? I might just have one for that.

  Randy : Oh yeah, what is that?

  [Derek turns to Sidney, brings her in for a couple romantic kisses while Randy looks away, jealous & embarrassed] 

  Sidney Prescott : [smiles]  That was pretty good.

  [Derek & Sidney walk away] 

  Randy : Get a room.

• Randy : The way I see it someone's out to make a sequel. You know cash in on all the movie murder hoopla. So it's our job to observe the rules of the sequel. Number One: The Body count is always bigger. Number Two: The Death scenes are always much more elaborate. More blood, more Gore. Carnage Candy! Your core audience just expects it. And Number Three: If you want your sequel to become a franchise never ever...

• Dewey : Look, Gale's no killer.

  Randy : Ok, all right then, but if she's not a killer, she's a target.

• Mickey : Empire Strikes Back. Better story, improved effects.

  Randy : Not a sequel, part of a trilogy, completely planned.

• Dewey : When did she started smoking?

  Randy : Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.

  Gale : It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!

• Randy : Sidney, look, it's Gale Weathers.

  Sidney Prescott : What?

  Randy : Star of the Gale Weathers press conference. Author of the press conference starring Gale Weathers. Soon to be a major motion picture starring Gale Weathers!