Picture Perfect (1997)

Jay Mohr: Nick

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• Nick : [on the phone with Kate's mother]  Right now? Uh, well... a pair of boxer shorts, a t-shirt and a smile.

• Nick : I'm looking for "Susan's Single Friend Kate." They told me they thought she came out here.

  Kate Mosley : Yeah, that's me. Can I help you?

  Nick : Don't you think that's, uh, kind of strange that she only has one friend?

• Nick : [arriving early and unexpectedly at Kate's office]  It's good to see you again...

  [Kate plants a big, sudden kiss on Nick] 

  Nick : [in a low voice]  I'm-I'm sorry, I didn't know we were on the clock yet.

  Kate Mosley : [also in a low voice]  Okay, just shush, grab my ass, kiss my neck, and pull me into the office, okay?

  Nick : Uh, y... yeah... yeah... uh, yes, sir!

• Kate Mosley : You went to college, right?

  Nick : Yeah, several.

• Kate Mosley : Well, I mean, I think I should at least know how you take your coffee.

  Nick : Well, I'm confused. You don't know? I mean, didn't you, uh, make me up?

• Nick : [alone at the table with Kate, gazing upon her]  I suddenly realized I haven't told you how beautiful you look tonight.

  Kate Mosley : Oh, Nick, come on. Don't waste that stuff. Nobody's here. They can't hear you.

• Nick : So how do you think it's going?

  Kate Mosley : Um, fine, I guess. But, you know, if one of us doesn't start this fight pretty soon, um, everyone's gonna MISS it.