As Good as It Gets (1997)

Lawrence Kasdan: Dr. Green

Quotes 

• Melvin Udall : [enters his psychiatrist's office]  Hi.

  [shuts door] 

  Melvin Udall : *Help!*

  Dr. Green : If you want to see me, you will not do this. You will make an appointment.

  Melvin Udall : Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive compulsive disorder, and then act like I have some choice about barging in here?

• Melvin Udall : You changed your office around!

  Dr. Green : I also grew a beard, but you don't care about me.