Men in Black (1997)

Vincent D'Onofrio: Edgar

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• Bug : Place... projectile weapon... on the ground.

  Edgar : You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.

  Bug : Your proposal is acceptable.

  Bug : [Grabs Edgar, tears off his skin] 

• Edgar : I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away, I'm eating that, damn it! It IS poison, isn't it? I swear to God I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog that's been hit too much or ain't been hit enough, I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice. The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck!

  [Just then, a flying saucer smashes his truck, and Edgar comes out of the house to look at the damage] 

  Edgar : Figures.

• [the Edgar-Bug has just captured the deputy medical examiner Laurel Weaver and is holding her at ray-gunpoint] 

  Kay : Let her go, shit eater.

  Bug : Oh, listen, monkey boy. Compared to you humans, I'm on the top of the evolutionary ladder, so can it, all right?

  Kay : You're breaking my heart. Show me your face and I'll cure all your ills.

  Bug : You ever pull the wings off a fly? You care to see the fly get even?

• [Dr. Weaver is trying to stall Edgar so she can escape] 

  Dr. Weaver : You don't want to eat me. I'm a very important person on my planet. Like a queen, a goddess even. There are those who worship me. I'm not saying this to impress you, I'm just warning you it could start a war.

  Edgar : War? Good. That means more food for my family. All 78 million of them. That's a lot of mouths to feed, Highness.

  Dr. Weaver : You're a wonderful dad, but I'm staying HERE!

  [escapes] 

• Beatrice : Edgar, what on earth was that?

  Edgar : [Bug in disguise]  Sugar...

  Beatrice : I've never seen sugar do that.

  Edgar : Give me... sugar... in water.

• Edgar : You idiots! You don't get it - I've won! It's over! You're milksuckers! You don't matter! In fact, in just a few seconds you won't even BE matter!

  Kay : You're under arrest for violating sections of the Tycho Treaty.

  Jay : So hand over whatever galaxy you are carrying and step away from your busted-ass vehicle and put your hands on your head.

  Edgar : I'll put my hands on my head. Like this?

  [tears off his skin to reveal himself as the alien bug, and the agents proceed to fight him] 

• Edgar/Bug : Y'know, I've noticed an infestation here. Everywhere I look, in fact. Nothing but undeveloped, unevolved, barely conscious pond scum, totally convinced of their own superiority as they scurry about their short, pointless lives.

  Zap-Em Man : Well, yeah. Uh... don't you want to get rid of 'em?

  Edgar/Bug : Ah... in the worst way.

• [the Bug takes Dr. Weaver with him into the flying saucer] 

  Edgar : You're coming with me.

  Dr. Weaver : What?

  Edgar : It's a long trip. I'll need a snack.

• Edgar : Where do you keep your dead?

  Manny the News Vendor : [thinks]  I don't have any dead.

  Edgar : Where?

  Manny the News Vendor : I don't know, the city morgue!

• Edgar : Get your big butt back in the house!

• Cook : Six is up!

  Cook : [looks at Edgar]  Where is Ivan?

  Edgar : Gave him a break.

• Arquillian : To the continued reign of the Arquillian Empire.

  Gentle Rosenburg the Arquillian Jeweler : To the safety of the Galaxy.

  [both drinking a cup of soda, but Edgar appears with serving two Pirogi flavings when a bug was ontop of it] 

  Gentle Rosenburg the Arquillian Jeweler : [looks up at him]  You can kill us both, but you will not find the Galaxy.

  Edgar : Oh. You're right about one thing.

  [he pokes on Gentle Rosenburg's neck and pokes at the Arquillian's neck, then steals a thing, throws on a table a cat jumps in then hisses then scares him then walks away] 

  Dishwasher : You're not going anywhere, pal.

  [pushes him and fells off]