The Ice Storm (1997)

David Krumholtz: Francis Davenport

Quotes 

• Paul Hood : I've been thinking, Francis. You are one drug-addled, elitist freak. And when the revolution comes I do not want to be lined up with you and shot because you're fucking ripe for political reeducation. You know, like in the fields.

  Francis Davenport : Let me enlighten you about something here. You and I exist on opposite sides of a great existential divide, that being your pathetic virginity on the one hand and my astonishing number of sexual conquests on the other. You're simply jealous.

• Francis Davenport : Remember, with your erogenous zones lubricated as such with the mighty herb, beware out there, because you drone on like a motherfucker when you're stoned.

  Paul Hood : Flame on, asshole.

• Paul Hood : Check it out. Not for the faint of heart.

  Francis Davenport : Pharmaceutical! You are a god.

  Paul Hood : One for you. Hang on. And one for me.

  Libbets Casey : [walks in the room]  No candy for me?

  Francis Davenport : Groovy.

  [to Paul] 

  Francis Davenport : Young master of the revels, a treat for our hostess!

• Francis Davenport : Hey there, you young knight, can you check on the mead? Can you sally forth and secure us some more mead?

  Paul Hood : Huh?

  Francis Davenport : Moisture! Moisture!