Bridgette Wilson-Sampras: Elsa Shivers
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Quotes
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Elsa Shivers : [to Helen] You and your hair, it's so pathetic.
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Elsa Shivers : Is the dried-out, washed-up has-been having a moment?
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Elsa Shivers : Hey you riding with me?
Helen : No tell mom I'll be home late.
Elsa Shivers : Ah is little miss Croaker getting sauteed tonight?
Helen : Oh a twit with a wit.
Elsa Shivers : Eat me.
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Helen : [Helen enters her house] Hi, Dad.
[He doesn't respond as he is too engrossed in a Baseball game; she goes into the kitchen, pours herself a glass of Diet Coke, takes her drink, and then heads on upstairs to get ready for bed; she changes into her night shirt and looks at the Crocker Queen crown she was awarded one year earlier, until she is startled by her older sister, Elsa]
Elsa Shivers : I'm sorry, is the washed-up, dried-out, has-been having a moment?
Helen : [Goes over to her vanity mirror and begins brushing her hair] What do you want?
Elsa Shivers : We're doing inventory at the store tomorrow and I want you there by 10.
Helen : I can't. I'm in the parade tomorrow.
Elsa Shivers : Well, Dad put me in charge of the store and "I" want you there by ten.
Helen : The outgoing queen has to ride in the parade prior to the pageant. It's tradition, there's nothing I can do about it.
[Continues brushing her hair]
Elsa Shivers : You and hair. You so pathetic.
Helen : You can leave now.
Elsa Shivers : [Leaving Helen's room while closing the door behind her] So very pathetic.
[Helen climbs in bed and goes right off to sleep]
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Elsa Shivers : Well, well. Look what the cat drug in.
Julie : Elsa. Hi. You know what? I need to talk to Helen, and I was wondering if you could give me her New York number.
Elsa Shivers : Her New York number.
Julie : Yeah, I need to talk to her.
Elsa Shivers : Fact check, Julie. Helen doesn't have a New York number. If you need to speak with her, I suggest you go to women's fragrances, ten feet to your left.
[at a counter, Helen clumsily knocks fragrance bottles over]
Elsa Shivers : Frightening, isn't it?
