Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! (1997 TV Movie)
Robin Bartlett: Patti Szalinski
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Quotes
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Jenny Szalinski : So, here we are. This is the kitchen.
Ricky King, Party Bully : Good, 'cause you know, I really wanted to be alone with you.
[sets his hand on the counter near Diane and Patti]
Diane Szalinski : [looking at Ricky's fingers in disgust] Ew, look, dirty fingernails.
Jenny Szalinski : Really?
Ricky King, Party Bully : Yeah, 'cause the truth is, Jenny, I think you're awesome.
Patti Szalinski : Awesome? Don't fall for it, Jenny. He's just giving you a line.
Jenny Szalinski : You do? You think I'm awesome?
Ricky King, Party Bully : Oh, yeah. You're cooler than all the other girls.
[Diane and Patti stare at each other confused]
Jenny Szalinski : [in a serious tone] So, um, what is it you wanted to tell me?
Ricky King, Party Bully : Nothing. Mostly, I just wanted to do this.
[takes Jenny in his arms and kisses her on the lips]
Patti Szalinski : What is she doing? She's too young. She doesn't even know that boy.
[Jenny breaks the kiss]
Jenny Szalinski : What are you doing?
Ricky King, Party Bully : Kissing you.
Jenny Szalinski : Well, you didn't ever ask.
Ricky King, Party Bully : Ask what?
Jenny Szalinski : Ask if I wanted to kiss you.
Ricky King, Party Bully : What are you talking about?
Jenny Szalinski : You just assumed that I wanted you to kiss me. I mean, I don't even know you, and even if I did know you and we talked and you got to know me and you asked me if I wanted to kiss, I might have been into it, but the way you did it was just... wrong.
Ricky King, Party Bully : Well, lots of girls like that.
Jenny Szalinski : Well, I'm not one of them. I don't happen to feel that way, and as far as you and I are concerned, the party is over.
[exits the kitchen]
Patti Szalinski : You tell him, Jenny! Access denied!
Diane Szalinski : That is one good kid you have.
Patti Szalinski : And you know what? She can take care of herself.
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Diane Szalinski , Patti Szalinski : Mitch, look at us! We're right here! Mitch! Mitch, your pills are over here!
[Mitch hears and spots the shrunken Diane and Patti on the table]
Mitch Szalinski : Mom?
Diane Szalinski : Yeah.
[Mitch faints after seeing the shrunk two in the table]
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Jenny Szalinski : Mom, about that Ricky King thing.
Patti Szalinski : Sweetheart, I was so proud of you the way you handled yourself with that boy. And the way you took care of your brother. From now on, I trust you.
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Adam Szalinski : Wouldn't it be cool if our parents never came back?
Mitch Szalinski : You think it could happen?
Adam Szalinski : No, I'm just saying what if?
Mitch Szalinski : Yeah, well, I don't think I'd miss them that much. I mean, I like when they take me places. And I sorta wish my mom was here to um, clean up the mess in the kitchen.
Patti Szalinski : [listening from the laundry hamper] What am I, your servant?
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Patti Szalinski : I'm doing the opposite of great! I'm doing *sucky.*