Hercules (1997)

Paul Shaffer: Hermes

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Quotes 

• Hermes : Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.

• [Hermes gives a bouquet of flowers to Hera] 

  Hera; Hercules' Mother : Why, Hermes, they're lovely.

  Hermes : Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus do the arrangement. Isn't that too nutty?

• Zeus : I need more thunderbolts.

  Hermes : Hephaestus has been captured, my lord. Everyone's been captured!

  [Hermes is dragged away by Pain and Panic] 

  Hermes : *I've* been captured! Whoa. Hey, watch the glasses.

• Hermes : My lord and lady, the Titans have escaped, and they're practically at our gates!

  Zeus : Sound the alarm! Launch an immediate counterattack! Go! Go!

  Hermes : Gone, babe.