Hercules (1997)
Josh Keaton: Young Hercules
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Quotes
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Phil : What's the matter? You never seen a satyr before?
Young Hercules : Uh, no. Can you help us? We're looking for someone called Philoctetes.
Phil : Call me Phil.
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Young Hercules : But if I don't become a true hero, I'll never be able to rejoin my father Zeus.
Phil : Hold it. Zeus is your father, right?
Young Hercules : Uh-huh.
Phil : [giggling] Zeus, the big guy. He's your daddy. Ha-ha-ha. Mr Lightning Bolts. "Read me a book, would you, Da-Da?" Ha-ha-ha. Zeus.
Phil : [mimics Zeus] "Once upon a time... " Ha-ha-ha.
Young Hercules : It's the truth.
Phil : Please.
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Zeus : Hey, hey, hey. Hold on, kiddo. What's your hurry? After all these years, is that the kind of "hello" you give your father?
Young Hercules : F-F-Father?
Zeus : Didn't know you had a famous father, did you? Surprise!
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Phil : [sees Hercules bump his head on a relic] Careful, that's part of the mast of the Argo!
Young Hercules : The Argo?
Phil : Yeah. Who do you think taught Jason how to sail, Cleopatra?
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[after arriving at the market]
Amphitryon; Hercules Foster Father : Now, Hercules, this time, please just...
Young Hercules : I know, I know.
[catches Penelope as she falls from the sky]
Young Hercules : "Stay by the cart."
Amphitryon; Hercules Foster Father : [sighs in relief] That's my boy.
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Ithicles : Heads up!
[Hercules look the disc]
Young Hercules : I I got it!
[Hercules jump and catch the disc]
Ithicles : No! Stop!
[Hercules crashes to column]
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Ithicles : Yo! Give it here!
Young Hercules : Hey, you need an extra guy?
Ithicles : Eh, sorry, Herc, Uh, we already got five, and we want to keep it an even number.
Young Hercules : Hey, wait a second. Five isn't an even...
Ithicles : See ya, Herc.
Teenage Boy : What a geek! Destructo boy.
[laughing]
Ithicles : Maybe we should call him "Jerkules."
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Demetrius the Pot Maker : Oh, my goodness. Whoa!
Young Hercules : Careful!
Demetrius the Pot Maker : Why, thank you.
Young Hercules : No problem.
Demetrius the Pot Maker : Why, Hercules! It's you!
Young Hercules : Let me help you with that.
Demetrius the Pot Maker : No, no, no, no, no. I got it! You just run along.
Young Hercules : Are you sure?
Demetrius the Pot Maker : Oh, yes. Absolutely.
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Amphitryon; Hercules Foster Father : Son, you shouldn't let those things they said back there get to you.
Young Hercules : But, Pop, they're right. I am a freak. I try to fit in. I really do. I just can't. Sometimes I feel like I really don't belong here, like I'm supposed to be someplace else.
Amphitryon; Hercules Foster Father : Hercules, Son...
Young Hercules : I know it doesn't make any sense.
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Amphitryon; Hercules Foster Father : [Hercules return to home] Hercules, there's something your mother and I have been meaning to... to tell ya.
Young Hercules : But if you found me, then where did I come from? Why was I left here?
Alcmene : This... was around your neck when we found you. It's the symbol of the gods.
Young Hercules : This is it! Don't you see? maybe they have the answers! I'II go to the temple of Zeus and...
Young Hercules : Ma... Pop... you're the greatest parents anyore could have, but... I gotta know.