Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)

Rick Jones: Zeek

Quotes 

• [Julie, Odin and Zeek need to cross the lava river] 

  Chartog : [to Julie]  I am Chartog, guardian of the river. I know the way across, and I will tell you. You just have to...

  [chuckles pervertedly] 

  Chartog : ...kiss me.

  Julie : Ugh... No way!

  Chartog : [chuckles]  What's the matter, my precious? Don't you find me... attractive?

  [chuckles pervertedly] 

  Julie : [hesitantly]  Ugh... if this is what it takes to kill Tyler...

  Chartog : [chuckles]  That's a good girl. Help your friends... it will be over soon...

  Julie : [leans in, groans]  Who will I have to kiss to get back?

  [kisses Chartog, his slimey tongue darting into her mouth] 

  Zeek : [sees what's going on]  Hey, what are you doing?

  [Julie sees him and Odin on the boat, which is floating in the lava river, making her time with Chartog a complete waste] 

  Zeek : We're waiting for you.

  Julie : [furiously]  Son of a bitch!

  [draws a fist back] 

  Julie : KISS *THIS*!

  [slugs Chartog and knocks him into the lava river] 

  Odin : [disturbed]  You people have strange customs.

  [Julie steps onto the boat] 

  Julie : [huffs]  Tell me about it.