Deconstructing Harry (1997)

Howard Spiegel: Mr. Farber

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Quotes 

• [Mr. Farber is lying on a patient's couch waiting for his therapist, Joan, to return from dressing down her husband, Harry, for having an affair] 

  Joan : [from offscreen]  I want you to get your shit. And I want you to get your goddamn clothes, and I want you to get the fuck outta here. You are the most fucking irresponsible person I've ever seen in my entire life! Get out!

  [she returns] 

  Joan : Continue, Mr. Farber.

  Mr. Farber : [very uncomfortable]  D-Doctor...

  Joan : [not bothering to leave the room this time]  And I mean tonight, motherfucker!

  Mr. Farber : [bursts into tears] 

• [Therapist Joan is trying to counsel Mr. Farber but has just learned that her husband, Harry, has had an affair with a patient of hers] 

  Mr. Farber : I've been - I've been losing sleep at night. I can't shut my eyes at night. I - I think I should quit my job. But I can't bring myself to do it. Maybe because my brother-in-law treats me kindly. But - but working for him is taking its toll on me emotionally.

  Joan : Could you excuse me, Mr. Farber?

  [gets up and leaves the room] 

  Mr. Farber : What?

  Joan : [from offscreen]  You fuck-dumb fuck! I can't believe you fucking did this! You fucking asshole. You fucked my patient? Harry, you don't fuck somebody's patient. Fuck you!

  [she returns] 

  Joan : Continue, Mr. Farber.