Deconstructing Harry (1997)

Caroline Aaron: Doris

Quotes 

• Harry Block : Tradition is the illusion of permanence.

  Doris : You have no values. Your whole life: it's nihilism, it's cynicism, it's sarcasm and orgasm.

  Harry Block : You know, in France, I could run on that slogan and win.

• Doris : It's tradition.

  Harry Block : Tradition is the illusion of permanence.

• Harry Block : Cookie is the nanny.

  Doris : The nanny! Where did you get her, from an agency or a massage parlor?

  Harry Block : Oh jesus! She's a sweet kid, what are you picking on?

  Doris : Ah, still with the sex pots, the tramps, the vilda chayes.

  Harry Block : Ah, she's got a PhD, this girl.

  Doris : Really? I don't know how she did on her written, but I'm sure she got an A plus on her oral exam.

• Doris : [carping on Harry]  He's betting everything on physics and pussy.

• Doris : You're a self-hating jew.

  Harry Block : Hey, I may hate myself but not 'cause I'm jewish.