Con Air (1997) Poster

(1997)

Dave Chappelle: 'Pinball' Parker

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Quotes 

  • Guard Falzon : [after searching him]  It smells like someone shit in your mouth.

    Pinball : He told me he loved me.

  • Pinball : I just gotta know one thing.

    Pinball : You didn't mean that "dirty nigger crack head" shit, did you?

    Cyrus Grissom : Give me that gun.

    Cyrus Grissom : [takes the gun] 

    Cyrus Grissom : Hell yes, I meant it.

  • Pinball : [before attempting to disguise convicts as prison guards]  I don't know how to tell ya this, Cyrus, but we are three white guys short. Or as they say in Ebonics, "We be fucked."

  • Pinball : [in the cockpit of the plane]  What's up, man. So, you Swamp Thing?

    Swamp Thing : That's right.

    Pinball : Flyin' the plane?

    Swamp Thing : That's right.

    Pinball : It's amazing the shit you white trash know.

    Swamp Thing : That's right.

  • Agent Sims : [while using Pinball as a human shield]  I'm DEA! Do you know what the fuck that means?

    Pinball : It means you're the most crooked nigger on this plane!

  • Pinball : The last Mohican is burning, man!

  • Pinball : How you doin', man? Pinball Parker. Armed robber, arsonist, dope fiend. Hey, I'm a hell of a nice guy, it's just I got caught.

    Cameron Poe : [deadpan]  Aw, shucks.

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