Six-String Samurai (1998)

Jeffrey Falcon: Buddy

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Quotes 

• Mesh-Head : If I were you, I would run.

  Buddy : If you were me, you'd be good-lookin'.

• Buddy : Float away, little butterfly. Just flutter away. I got a gig in Vegas. And the wastelands ain't no place for kids.

• Buddy : What are you lookin' at? You look up at the sky, you look down on the ground, but you don't look at me, kid. Got it?

• Buddy : [Tired of the kid bawling and being a nuisance]  I wonder where I could trade the kid for a ratchet?

• Buddy : Don't touch my guitar, man.

• Buddy : Who are you?

  Death : Death,

  Buddy : Cool!

• Buddy : You still there?

  [Marks a line on the ground with his katana] 

  Buddy : Cross that line, kid, I'll cut your little teddy bear in half. Last kid that crossed that line, I had to summon up the Spinach Monster with my rock 'n' roll magic. The Spinach Monster grabbed him, pulled him underground and made him eat spinach all day. Rumor has it, kid... he's still there.

• Buddy : If you scratch my guitar, I'll kill you.

• The Kid : A '56 Chevy Belair could kick a '48 Buick Roadmaster's ass any day, at least in a first quarter mile that is.

  Buddy : [Looks at the Kid, then at the ground, then back at the Kid]  You come all this way out saying squat and now you're trying to tell me that a '56 Chevy could beat a '48 Buick in a dead quarter mile?

  [Looks at the ground again, the back at the Kid] 

  Buddy : I liked you better when you weren't saying squat kid... Go to bed.